Teams: Scoregasms (‘10), Hanamana (‘14,’15), All Balls (‘16),
Beards and Beavers (‘17), League Contributor (-‘22 and beyond)
Position(s): C / Rov / 2B
Year Inducted: 2022
Notes / Achievements / Contributions / Honors:
- All 16 seasons either spectating or playing.
- 5 seasons pretending that I have any idea how to play softball.
- For my sins, 2 years making sure Jayo fucking Yantorn has some kind of batting line
up and defensive plan each week (Hanamana for life!!).
- 6 years Scorekeeping.
- 1 Jeff Molasky Contribution Award.
- 2 years making the best Caesar’s south of the DMZ.
- Countless team parties crashed.
- Featured on every podcast except the one Babin and Murray tried to do drunk on
- 1 bat to the face splitting open my eyebrow.
- 1 shirt with Dustin’s face on it.
- One cameo performance (police officer #2) in season 2 of The Real DSL.
All in all, the DSL is a huge reason I’m still here. I’ve bled, cried, laughed and most importantly made everlasting friendships. Thank you DSL for the most incredible 16 years. PLAY BALL!!